Kirby Highkick

The Kirby Highkick sounds like the name of a band. However, it is in reality far more ominous. If you see these two aging clowns wrastlin' at a ski resort parking lot near you this season, please, do not engage them. Simply come over to the sidelines and enjoy the spectacle with me while it lasts (generally under 15 seconds before they get winded or pull a muscle). Of course, my natural instinct is to stop these hooligans, because the result of this particular bout ended with a shortened snowboard trip by 1.5 days.

Friends don't let friends pretend they're Randy Couture.