Oh man, what a beautiful day for the Zoo! Hey, I'm being serious! 79 degrees and fun for the whole family! And, apparently, everyone else's family within a 100 mile radius! I love people! And now *dramatic pause* for our Darwin moment:
I was learning all about evolution on the Darwin Montage beneath the Darwin Shrine, in the Darwin Room of the Darwin Wing of the Darwin St Louis Zoo, when all of a sudden, Darwin himself gets up and speaks! In a panic, I dive and roll to a safe place! Once I peeked out from behind my family (thanks kids!) I realized it was just a mechanical mannequin and in no way could harm me in retaliation for any of my sardonic guffaws. I must admit, his voice was warm and pleasing to the ear. Funny thing is, I had no idea that Darwin spoke like Mr. Rogers with a hint of Grizzly Adams thrown in for you naturalists out there! What a warm, fuzzy fella - kinda like the bear exhibit we just passed! There's no way this "kindly, slow witted naturalist" would have ever tried to systematically [go] out to reformulate every discipline from psychology to history." Anyway, back to what I learned. Though I realized that most scientists do believe in evolution, It's always good to have these ideas reinforced to the general public::

This sign below indicates we can see evolution happening in elephants today, as poachers kill elephants with tusks, more and more elephants without tusks are appearing. As the sign reads, "EVOLUTION IN ACTION!":

Actually, this is called Selection. In Uganda, around 15% of elephants are now born without tusks. This is the result of an inherited defect, a mutation which prevents tusks from developing. Normally less than 4% of African elephants are born with this defect. Selection is a logical explanation; elephants with tusks are more likely to be shot by ivory poachers, thus favouring the "tuskless" effect. If continued, it could result in tusks being lost altogether. Illogically, it has been called "clear evidence of Darwin's theory", even though no new genetic information is added.
And finally: MUTANT FLIES!!
We are told here that insects are "developing a resistance" to pesticides. Again, this is not evolution. This phenomena is the result of a mutation that prevents the poison from successfully transferring from one cell to the next. After awhile, only these bugs live, but the end result is a loss of information. The genes found in those bugs that died are lost forever from the gene pool. Hey, don't think I spent the entire day staring down Darwin; we had a great time at the Zoo, and I hardly made a spectical of myself with my outlandish "WHATEVER"s. and "P-SHAW"s. Oh, and one more:

OK, forget all I said about creation. 700 million year old corals! Hey, say no more! I'm a believer!